Category Archives: The Crazy People I Call My Own
A Brief Rundown of What’s Going on With My Facebook Page
I’m sure it’s been said that you can tell a lot from someone by looking at their Facebook page. This is totally true. There’s no way at all that someone would be merely projecting a false outward appearance to the … Continue reading
Called It! The Carroll-Marks Edition
Because Audrey and I consider ourselves “tastemakers” in that we always (or, you know, sometimes) are behind a trend before it gets popular, we wanted to make a list of things we “called” before everyone else in the nation. We … Continue reading
Can’t Handle the Pretty: Coming this Spring
So it’s become quite clear to me that I need to be on television. No one will hire me to do anything, including the job I already have, and while my youth is being wasted away in a cubicle I … Continue reading
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Now This is What I Call a Valentine’s Day Card
It’s always a good day when you come home to a lovely Valentine’s Day card in your mailbox. It’s also a good day when you find out that someone is willing to shiv anyone who disrespects you. These are the … Continue reading
An Anonymous Person’s Very Specific Account of the Florida Primary
So there’s these two guys, we’ll call them Mitt and Newt (I know), and they’re competing against each other to be the Republican nominee for president. I officially tuned all of this out when Newt promised people in Florida that … Continue reading
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