Category Archives: WORST Things Ever
All You Can Do Is Laugh At It
There are definitely days in my life where nothing too extraordinary happens, and I tend to fall into a lull of security, thinking that maybe we’ve turned a corner, and a sense of normalcy in my life will reign forever. … Continue reading
A Brief Rundown of What’s Going on With My Facebook Page
I’m sure it’s been said that you can tell a lot from someone by looking at their Facebook page. This is totally true. There’s no way at all that someone would be merely projecting a false outward appearance to the … Continue reading
This is a Thing that Happened
And just in case I’m eventually arrested, I want to make sure my side of the story is heard. So Audrey and I were innocently discussing the new Pizza Hut Crown Crust pizza via gchat on Wednesday. While not discussing … Continue reading
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Birth Watch 2012: Jessica Simpson and Her One Baby that Will Actually Be Two
Last year I wrote of my concern for Natalie Portman, who had gone through an entire awards season with a baby bump the size of a YMCA bag of basketballs, and had yet to give birth. Little people can’t carry … Continue reading
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Called It! The Carroll-Marks Edition
Because Audrey and I consider ourselves “tastemakers” in that we always (or, you know, sometimes) are behind a trend before it gets popular, we wanted to make a list of things we “called” before everyone else in the nation. We … Continue reading
Another Reason I Would Be A Terrible Housewife
I received this lovely note from ConEdison in the mail yesterday: IMPORTANT INFORMATION ABOUT YOUR GAS USAGE The readings we’ve obtained from your gas meter for the referenced account do not show any usage. This is a matter of concern … Continue reading
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I am Not a Slut
Editor’s Note: I didn’t want to get into this. I try to keep the blog light and funny and only somewhat demented at times. But I’ve become pretty much infuriated by this entire issue. So here I am. Two weeks … Continue reading
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