Tag Archives: States of Emergency

by | May 9, 2012

This Looks So Good, You Guys

Saw this trailer on Good Morning America yesterday and I got the chills. So did George Snuffleupagus. He said so. Josh Elliot did not, probably because he was too busy thinking about his date with Kelly Bensimon. Wrong Kelly, Josh! … Continue reading →

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by | May 3, 2012

This is a Thing that Happened

And just in case I’m eventually arrested, I want to make sure my side of the story is heard. So Audrey and I were innocently discussing the new Pizza Hut Crown Crust pizza via gchat on Wednesday. While not discussing … Continue reading →

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by | April 30, 2012

Birth Watch 2012: Jessica Simpson and Her One Baby that Will Actually Be Two

Last year I wrote of my concern for Natalie Portman, who had gone through an entire awards season with a baby bump the size of a YMCA bag of basketballs, and had yet to give birth. Little people can’t carry … Continue reading →

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by | January 28, 2012

Deportation: It Can Happen to You

So I’m a little behind on my news because I moved and I have no internet in my new apartment (Time Warner comes on Tuesday and then I’m going to be killing life people) and work has been crazy and … Continue reading →

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by | December 9, 2011

Proactive Has Moved Another Step Closer to Creating Its Own Race

I have a love/hate relationship with my skin cleanser, the evil monopoly of Proactive. It’s love in that I can use it for like, 18 months and have great skin most of the time. It’s hate in that after 18 … Continue reading →

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by | November 30, 2011

I’m Going to Have to Speak to Someone About This

And here I was thinking that I was only going to be 28 on my next birthday. Apparently I need to flip that number and make it 82! So I get home last night from a tough, rainy day in … Continue reading →

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by | November 28, 2011

When Thanksgiving Goes Terribly Wrong

I hope everyone had a fantastic, stupendous, momentous Thanksgiving. This was the first Turnbull Thanksgiving without Nana (bless her heart, thankyoujeeeeesus) in the kitchen. And the best way I can put it is that shit went awry. For your amusement, … Continue reading →

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by | October 24, 2011

Things Could Have Gone Better Today

Today was not a no good, horrible, very bad day, but it definitely could have gone better for a multitude of reasons which are as follows: 1) I woke up to Joe Nolan telling me that all 4, 5, and … Continue reading →

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by | September 22, 2011

I’m Fairly Certain My Parents are Trying to Sabotage My Living with Them

It’s been a whole three weeks (three weeks you guys!) since I moved back in with my parents, and the shenanigans these two are pulling can only lead me to believe that the sooner they get me out of the … Continue reading →

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by | September 20, 2011

This Whole Big East/ACC Business Has Got Me All Upset

Approximately 7 wonderful years ago, I was a junior at Boston College. I was working, as most of you know, as a manager for the men’s basketball team, and the school and athletic department had just recently cut a deal … Continue reading →

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