Today is a day of great rejoicing. Not only am I back but we just rolled over 100 episodes of Pretty Little Liars. For inquiring minds: Doctor cleared me Monday, short version of the story: I was in a car accident. I hit my brain off my skull. It did not impair my cognitive function.
Because this was the 100th episode of Pretty Little Liars, dear reader, I took an inordinate amount of care in preparing for this episode. Including notes. (This is a concussion symptom. I’m afraid I’m going to start forgetting things. Also, doodling.)
So 100 episodes in and I’m putting my friends on notice. There is no way I would suffer through your shit a la Ali for 100 episodes. There. I said it. No regrets. (You know, except if you feel like I’m Ali in this situation, then I need you to please still love me.)
I can’t get to my recap, because well–work. Life. All the things. So in the mean time, I give you the special 100th episode artwork.
Things to do in the meantime:
- Read Vulture’s power ratings.
- Stalk Kelly on Twitter. (I enjoy attention, too).
- Find me more time in my day.
- Check back for an update tonight.