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Quote of the Day

Don’t tell me I can’t do something. I will devote my entire life to it, until I prove you wrong. Yeah, I’m looking at you Shutterfly. And I WILL find that missing photobook.

Audrey: I love your tenacity
me: it’s really just spite

Seriously. I’ve called all the post offices in Western Mass. UPS has their Mail Innovations “investigating” the situation. I don’t know what Mail Innovations is (presumably they’re something like Vocal Adrenaline), but you will not win Shutterfly. You won’t.

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Quote of the Day

Great advice. You will be using this sometime this weekend:

“Be safe. Be seen. Wear a reflector when you drink.” One of my favorite people of all time, who shall remain nameless since he’s kind of a big deal and doesn’t need this coming up on a Google search.

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These are all really great things:

“why can’t you write for SNL… particularly weekend update? also marry seth myers. you guys would get along great.” – gchat message from Alli Smith.

You hear that SNL? You NEED me!

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