I can think of nothing scarier than the Easter Bunny, except the time my dad dressed up like “Junk It the Clown” on my first birthday and scared the crap out of me. Seriously, the home movie of that day is just me running from room to room crying and the creepy clown yelling “Kelly it’s dad!” But I digress.
I hope everyone has a great day O.D.-ing on jellybeans and looking for eggs. As for me, I’ve been training for the family egg hunt for a month, and this year the stakes are bigger, since my parents decided to hide a $25 money egg. Bring. It. On.
My hiding skills are so good, every Easter I make all the hunters EGG-sasperated.
Did we even find all the eggs? We might have to get the map out next time I’m home.