The Office is Back, With Lip Dubs and Nepotism

First things first. I have no idea what the opening scene of last night’s The Office was about, but it was amazing. It was a great way to start Steve Carell’s (and maybe Mindy Kaling’s!) last season. Tear. But can I just say I think Darryl should be the new manager. There. I said it. He’s hilarious.

Here’s a rundown: Michael got West Nile Virus and hired his nephew; Erin and Gabe (not Andy!) are dating; Kelly did the minority executive program; Dwight bought the building and Jim is trying to torture him by saying that raccoons are in the ceiling; Pam makes all the buttons in the elevator do the opposite of what they say; Pam gets stuck in the elevator with Dwight; Ryan is still promoting his social-networking website and wearing black-rimmed glasses; Luke calls Phyllis Venus; Pam’s hair is straight and looks so much better!

And for everyone’s viewing pleasure – Quotes of the Episode:

Michael: God, when he needed help on earth, who did he hire? Jesus Christ, his son.
Erin: That’s a really tight argument.
Jim: But you’re comparing you and Luke to God and Jesus.
Michael: No, I’m just saying, why does God get to do something that I don’t?

Oscar: If there’s nothing wrong with this Michael, why have you been keeping it a secret?
Michael: Because, I wanted you to come to me and say ‘wow he is so great,’ and I was gonna say, ‘well, it’s in the genes.’ And I was actually going to be wearing jeans. And I’d point to them.

Phyllis It’s all the packages he was supposed to overnight. He never bothered to send them.
Michael: Alright. Those might be his. He might own an eBay store.
Jim: Yup. That’s exactly what my first thought was. But then I remembered having a conversation with him where he was like, ‘I don’t own an eBay store.’

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2 responses to “The Office is Back, With Lip Dubs and Nepotism

  1. fernando

    A whole new thought for modern fake Christians, God ‘hired’ Jesus to do a job, not God and Jesus being one doing things as one person…
    Exactly! Jesus never said that he was God but repeatedly said that his father “sent him” and that the father knows things that not even the son knows, thank you Steve for that piece of wisdom shared with your fans
    Jesus is not God, he is his Son like just like you have a father and you are not the same human, maybe you guys look alike but not the same person.

    Mark 13:32 “But of that day and hour no one knows, not even the angels in heaven, nor the Son, but only the Father” –Jesus
    John 14:28 “My Father is greater than I” –Jesus
    Acts 7:55,56 Stephen saw “Jesus standing at the right hand of God” after all they don’t share the same body

    If you understand 1st grade English and have a Bible you can learn the truth about God
    Have a beautiful day.

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