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LL Cool J at the National Portrait Gallery: A Discussion

Can we talk about this?

So I was in our nation’s capital this past weekend visiting a group of friends, and we unanimously decided that the only touristy thing we were going to do was trek to the National Portrait Gallery to check out the exhibit Elvis at 21, which is pretty great. That’s my review.

I’ve been to only one other portrait gallery, and that was in London. It might be one of the greatest places ever, considering I have an unhealthy obsession with the British monarchy, namely the Tudors, and I practically devoured the place (also, we need to discuss William and Kate…I may or may not be stalking them). So in the National Portrait Gallery in London you can see portraits of Henry VIII, Queen Elizabeth I, works by Holbein, etc…all things you’ve probably seen in your history books. In America, we have LL Cool J. And a throne. And neon green and red damask. Take a look at what you lost in the revolution, Britain. I bet you’re regretting taxation without representation now.

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Quote of the Day

“Kelly, our empire relies on you becoming semi-famous.”– Audrey Marks, NoMad Blog’s director of marketing and branding, badass MC

 

Pressure. I like it.

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RIP Ulysses the Pumpkin

“Come, my friends.’Tis not too late to seek a newer world. Push off, and sitting well in order smite the sounding furrows; for my purpose holds to sail beyond the sunset, and the baths of all the western stars, until I die.”

Ulysses the Pumpkin was laid to rest Friday, Nov. 12, 2010. He was one month old.

Ulysses was born in Jamesport, NY, but moved to Boston in October of this year. A lover of books, he worked in publishing and was named after the famed Alfred, Lord Tennyson poem.

In his last few weeks he worked as supervisor of cubicle 6E307A. Co-workers remember him as “always with a smile on his face.”

He is survived by John, Paul, Ringo and George Gord of Brighton, Massachusetts.

Ulysses will be laid to rest next to Dunkin’ Donuts Munchkin container, as they were old friends. In lieu of flowers, please send donations to the Kelly, Laney, Sam and Sandra Scholarship Fund (preferably in the form of cash).

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