O.M.G. I can’t believe DWTS is finally back! And I really think I’m gonna like this cast – Baby from Dirty Dancing. Audrina from The Hills. The Situation. The Hoff. Florence Henderson! I mean, the list goes on and on. I still haven’t totally decided who I want to win, but I’m thinking Jennifer Grey, only because “no one puts Baby in the corner.” Seriously. They just don’t.
Tonight’s dances are the Cha-cha-cha and the Viennese Waltz. I really don’t like the Viennese Waltz. At all. But the Cha-cha-cha is my favorite dance of all. That, and the PASO Doble (emphasis on the Paso).
First off – what is Brooke Burke wearing? Put some clothes on Brooke. Seriously. I can see all of your boobs. And Lacey is blonde! And Bristol Palin is wearing a suit and tie. I know she didn’t want to go sexy, but please. That’s bizarre. Ahhhh! Here we go!
Audrina Patridge, Cha-cha-cha: So ABC is kind of filming Audrina’s practices like The Hills and it’s kind of funny. She looks amazing. And I think she’s gonna do awesome. She’s sassy – the judges are gonna love her. And it looks like she’s got the footwork down pat. I wonder if her scary sister with all the tats is in the audience. The judges have good critiques. I think they’re impressed.


