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Phil Talks Finance, Auditions for Zoolander 2

Phil Mattingly graced C-SPAN with his presence this morning, talking finance and money and yada, yada, yada (I’m sure it was highly intelligent and enlightening, I just don’t follow). More importantly, his attempt at full-on Blue Steel-status is inspiring.

Phil loves that I now have a blog and can publicly bust his chops for being a full-fledged Washington celebrity. Loves. It. He just might be vowing to never speak to me again at this very moment.

Good job today, sir. When Phil talks, America listens.

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The Latest Chain E-mail From Uncle Ray

Normally I complain about these, but this might be his best one yet.

Subject: Fwd: Friendship thingee

Friendship ~ None of that Sissy Shit

Are you tired of those sissy ‘friendship’ poems that always sound good, but never actually come close to reality?

Well, here is true friendship.

You will see no cute little smiley faces on this ~ Just the stone cold truth of great friendship.

1. When you are sad ~ I will help you get drunk and plot revenge against the sorry bastard who made you sad.

2. When you are blue ~I will try to dislodge whatever is choking you.

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When Cool People Meet Cool People

Photo courtesy of the Poffs.

My friend Katie took a family trip to Carmel, CA last week, and apparently left way too early.

While on a visit to the supermarket, her sister Claire met Betty White! Just strolling in the parking lot! Because in California, famous people are everywhere and do their own grocery shopping.

We don’t even let my Nana go to the supermarket on her own, and she’s only semi-famous.

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