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The Greatest School Photo Ever Taken

When I was in second grade, the photo company that was coming to our school for picture day gave us the option of choosing what pull-down background we would like to have. The choices were as follows: lasers in either green, white, pink or blue, trees, regular blue felt (which probably cost less), Christmas scene and library bookshelves. Obviously, I wanted the library bookshelves, because I was a very classy second grader and probably was planning on wearing a monocle for the photo. My mom wanted the lasers, because it was 1992 and she knew what all the cool kids were going to pick, and was definitely trying to save me from a bully.

You’d think since she was going to pay for these photos she would have won the day here, but I called an audible and told the photographer it was going to be the library background for this girl. And I was the only one who used that background that day. In the whole school. And it ended up being the greatest school photo ever taken. Until now.

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Watch the Throne

You’ve all seen this by now, I’m sure, but I just can’t help myself. Iloveitsomuch. Take out that Maybach, Kanye! Make that Yankee hat famous, Jay! Ok, I’m done. Watch “Otis!”

“Lord please help them accept the things they can’t change, and pray that all of their pain be champagne.”

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Best Movie Poster Ever

Everyone’s aware of my love for one Ryan Gosling, so it’s no surprise that I’m flipping out over this movie poster. But aside from including the best looking human being of all time, it also includes the face of George Clooney, a really spooky optical illusion, Time magazine and the title Ides of March, which is by far my favorite reference in literature. So. Many. Things.

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