Normally I complain about these, but this might be his best one yet.
Subject: Fwd: Friendship thingee
Friendship ~ None of that Sissy Shit
Are you tired of those sissy ‘friendship’ poems that always sound good, but never actually come close to reality?
Well, here is true friendship.
You will see no cute little smiley faces on this ~ Just the stone cold truth of great friendship.
1. When you are sad ~ I will help you get drunk and plot revenge against the sorry bastard who made you sad.
2. When you are blue ~I will try to dislodge whatever is choking you.
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