Monthly Archives: July 2010

Is that a Monkey in Your Pocket, or are You Just Happy to See Me

Photo courtesy of the Mexico Public Safety Department/AP.

It’s a monkey.

According to a report I read on CNN.com yesterday, a man was caught trying to smuggle  18 (18!) titi monkeys through a Mexican airport this week after authorities noted a “bulge” underneath his clothes, which led to a subsequent search. Um, no thank you.

Roberto Sol Cabrera Zavaleta, 38, was reportedly traveling from Lima, Peru, and initially hid the monkeys in his suitcase. CNN reports that the monkeys were transferred to the belt-area of his pants because Cabrera did not want the monkeys to be “harmed by X-ray machines at the airport.” CNN also reports that titi monkeys are endangered, and therefore handlers require a permit to be in possession of them.

Cabrera told authorities that he purchased the monkeys for $30. Only 16 survived the trip. That’s monkey torture, right? Where is PETA?!

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Quote of the Day

“I wonder if I’ve been changed in the night? Let me think. Was I the same when I got up this morning? I almost think I can remember feeling a little different. But if I’m not the same, the next question is ‘Who in the world am I?’ Ah, that’s the great puzzle!” – Alice in Wonderland

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The First Rule of Ferris Club is…

…you don’t talk about Ferris Club.

So apparently there’s a theory going around for the past year that Ferris Bueller’s Day Off was actually the predecessor to Fight Club. It’s a tricky theory, and it goes a little something like this, hit it:

“Cameron could have possibly imagined his whole Day Off,one blogger explains. “Ferris was actually his own Tyler Durden.” I love it. And I completely agree.

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