Ahhh, I’ve been suffering through Bachelor Pad for you, and my gut feeling was right. It’s terrible! Who the eff names their kid Kovacs? Or Krisily? Or Tenley? There’s a bunch others, but I think I went into a coma. They played this game where they had to pick the girl who was most shallow. And the girl they chose said “I’m not shallow. I don’t even know what shallow means.” Crickets, crickets.
So they just announced the women contestants, and here they are:
Jennifer Grey (whhhaaat!? excited about this one)
Audrina Patridge (ceiling eyes)
Bristol Palin (this pisses me off, but whatever, it’s good tv)
And the men are:
The Situation (Michael Bolton and The Situation couldn’t be at the announcement. I just used Michael Bolton and The Situation in the same sentence)
Rick Fox (who dates Eliza Dushku,who knew)
Do we think Sarah Palin is going to come to the ballroom? Jennifer Grey is 50? Does that make Florence Henderson 100? Ok, I have to go to bed. My mind is reeling.
What do we think peeps?