What am I supposed to do with this?
First of all, yes, I worry about all of these things. Probably unnecessarily, but I’m a worrier. Secondly, I don’t like the thought that my only hope is winning the lottery or moving back in with my parents (I already have like 50 jobs). These are terrible options, although I do daydream about winning the lottery and never having to work again. I’m aware this is a long shot. And, third, isn’t Plan B the name of the morning-after pill? Does this company really want to be associated with preventing unwanted pregnancies? Could you imagine if the Plan B morning after pill didn’t work, you got pregnant, lost your job, didn’t win the lottery and had to move back in with your parents. Why would you depend on another Plan B to do it’s job?
This is poor advertising. Why does the T torture me like this?