Everywhere I’m supposed to be in the next four days is covered in hot pink. Come on, Irene. I have a whole mess of celebrating to do this weekend and I’m not afraid of getting a little wet. Bring. It. On.
Good Riddance Burger King King!
For those of you who do not know, I have very irrational fears. One of them is of white condiments. Another is talking inanimate objects. But my most fearsome of irrational fears is definitely a fear of things that never change their expression – clowns, the Scream mask, certain people who shall remain nameless. And with that, I’m happy to announce that Burger King is finally getting rid of their plastic king mascot, the scariest of all things.
Filed under WORST Things Ever
Quote of the Day – Earthquake Edition
So when I started to feel woozy yesterday and almost fell over, I just thought it was all the drugs I had taken at lunch. But it was a real life earthquake! In Virginia, not Boston. But still! Anyway, several news outlets compiled the best tweets from yesterday’s not Armageddon-like quake, but this is by far my favorite:
Danny Zuker: Oh, God. What did you do to her? RT @chrisbrown Please pray for Virginia.
Filed under Around Town, BEST Things Ever, Other People's Stuff
