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A Moment of Glee: Heart Attacks are Just From Loving Too Much

So I think I cried about 37 times during last night’s Glee, and inexplicably, I thought it was one of its funniest episodes. How does that work?

Heeeeeere’s the rundown: Finn makes a grilled cheese with the face of Jesus (grilled cheesus) and prays that he gets to touch Rachel’s boobs; Kurt’s dad has a heart attack and ends up in a coma; Sue doesn’t believe in God and her big sister is adorable; Puck only performs songs by Jewish artists; Rachel sings to people even when they are in a coma and can’t hear her; Mercedes goes to a church where they wear hats; Artie scores a touchdown (in his wheelchair) and wins the game!

Tina: Last week we’re too sexy. This week we’re too religious…
Brittany: Now I know what Miley feels like.

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Presidential Seal Announces He’ll Be Leaving His Post; Possible Book Deal in the Works

From New York magazine:

“Expressing its distaste with two years of compromise and failure to support progressive values, Obama’s presidential seal exited the podium yesterday in the middle of a speech at Fortune’s Most Powerful Women Summit, falling down with a noisy series of thuds. It’s no wonder, really. Biden thinks Afghanistan could be another Vietnam, Rahm’s campaigning with the fishes, the midterms spell doom for the Democrats, and you thought the seal was gonna stick around for that?”

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Sammie Wants to Know if This is My New Boyfriend

He doesn’t really like labels, but I’m actually pregnant with his child. Gonna be a bitch to give birth to a 30-pack of Bud Light, but we’re really excited.

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