Category Archives: Quote Of The Day

Quote of the Day

You never know what’s going to happen when you walk outside your door. I know it. Voltaire knew it. And me and Voltaire are two smart peeps.

“Doubt is not a pleasant condition, but certainty is absurd.” – Voltaire

Leave a comment

Filed under Quote Of The Day

Quote of the Day

On a day like today, when it’s almost May but still cold and rainy, we might just need a little inspiration to put a kick in our step:

“Read, every day, something no one else is reading. Think, every day, something no one else is thinking. Do, every day, something no one else would be silly enough to do. It is bad for the mind to be always part of unanimity.” – Christopher Morley

1 Comment

Filed under Quote Of The Day

Quote of the Day

If there is such a thing as soulmates, mine is either Jon Stewart or Tracy Morgan.

So, it’s no surprise that the last meeting of this pair has created today’s QoD. We all know that Tracy is crazy, which is hilarious, and Jon Stewart (or as he will now be referred to on the streets, “Stew-Beef”) is brainy and witty, which is also hilarious. So what could be funnier than these two men discussing Tobey McGuire, Burger King, and Tito Jackson cologne? Here’s the gem:

“I know I’m A-list because I went to Burger King yesterday and the fat girl behind the register put an extra Whopper with cheese in my bag and two extra apple pies, and then she winked at me. That’s when you know you’re at the top, when you get the extra Whopper with cheese. Two extra apple pies? Two? She could have lost her job [over] those two extra apple pies. Two. Super-sized French fries for no apparent reason. And, an extra-large Dr. Pepper. That’s magnificent. Do you remember…Moses?”

As an added bonus to this insanity, you also get the pleasure of seeing Jon Stewart just lose it. And, in case you haven’t had enough:

Tobey Maguire Owes Tracy Morgan $75

Leave a comment

Filed under Quote Of The Day