Photo courtesy of the Poffs.
My friend Katie took a family trip to Carmel, CA last week, and apparently left way too early.
While on a visit to the supermarket, her sister Claire met Betty White! Just strolling in the parking lot! Because in California, famous people are everywhere and do their own grocery shopping.
We don’t even let my Nana go to the supermarket on her own, and she’s only semi-famous.
“Tell the pilot to drive safely, he has very precious cargo.”
That’s what my mom says to me every time I get on an airplane. Usually though, I’m not trying to jump out of said aircraft.
Tomorrow, my friends, is the day I will finally “jump out of a perfectly good airplane.” This precious cargo is ready for the Big Drop.
A lot of people have asked “why the hell are you doing this?” I have a pretty simple explanation for it. Basically, I got dumped, cried about it for approximately three months (o.k. possibly longer, possibly currently crying), and then decided to throw myself off of something. Fortunately, I wanted a parachute attached to my back.
The timeline breakdown of this ingenious plan goes as follows:
Jared Dudley is a TMZ reporter? How did I miss this?
At 12:45 p.m. PST Thursday, Dudley called TMZ to tell them that his insiders were reporting LeBron’s move to New York as a done deal. Well, Jared clearly doesn’t have his master’s in journalism like I do, because his claim couldn’t have been more wrong. South Beach it is.
The above photo makes me think of two things: 1.) The time I bought Jared LeBron James Bubblicious gum. 2.) The time Jared called into Ted Sarandis’ radio show to interrupt Jermaine Watson’s interview and ask questions about how great everyone thinks he is.
This kid has a serious public career after basketball. Bring back the dreds!
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