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Scenes from the Green Line…

It's too early for this hat.

With the Lakers up 2-1 on the Celtics in the NBA Finals, combined with the fact that the C’s played terrible last night and the tried-and-true are probably wounded this morning, this guy might have a serious death wish. Even his bench mates don’t want to be near him.

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Your Daily Oil Update: Still Leaking

Chandeleur Sound, Louisiana. Photo courtesy of AP/Eric Gay

Straight out of a scene from Lost, engineers are now proposing that the federal government “send a nuclear device 18,000 feet under water, detonate it, and hope the sudden blast of heat and pure energy is enough to melt the rock around the [leaking] well and clog it,” saving the Gulf Coast from further devastation caused by the BP oil spill.

Obviously, no one is certain that this plan will work, and the White House has already classified it as “crazy.” But, maybe it’s just crazy enough? Apparently the Soviets were successful in a similar situation back in the 60s, and everyone knows we should be doing whatever the Soviets did, since technically they don’t even exist anymore.

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The Oil Spill Fix: Blue Bodysuits

Photo courtesy of 3dguy.tv

According to the Daily Beast, Hollywood movie director James Cameron has been brought in by the EPA to discuss possible solutions to the horrific oil spill now creeping from the Gulf of Mexico to Florida. Apparently, Cameron “‘is considered an expert on underwater filming and remote vehicle technologies,’ presumably from his experience making Titanic.”

If I were James Cameron, I’d be kind of insulted that I was second choice after that “top kill” idea.

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