Tag Archives: Blatant Drunkeness

by kellyanncarroll | August 2, 2011 · 1:58 pm

Pittsburgh Does Weird Things to You

As most of you have come to find out about me (and some have come to really dislike about me), I very rarely spend the weekend in Boston. Like a 5-year old, I can’t sit still, and hey, I have a lot of friends that need visiting.

So last weekend I decided a trip to Pittsburgh was in order. Miss Audrey Marks has recently moved back there, I had never been, and I’ve heard nothing but awesome things. Also, they’re filming the latest installment of Batman in the city. Um, when Christian Bale is in town, you go to there.

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Tagged as Blatant Drunkeness, Humor, Life Lessons, The Crazy is Following Me, Travel

by kellyanncarroll | July 29, 2011 · 10:03 am

Texts from this Week

So we all are very aware of Texts from Last Night, the greatest website ever to bring us random text messages from drunk (hopefully) 20-somethings ~~up to no good~~ on hilarious trajectories through life. Here are some examples:

(774):

just had to sit in the middle of an aisle in stop and shop because we’re too hungover and needed to take a break.

(949):

… They left for 10 minutes and came back with a lobster he’s in the toilet downstairs

(602):

Chapter 6 – how to lose your underwear in chicago

Obviously not as racy as TFLN, and hopefully not as alcohol-induced because a lot of them came during the workday, I decided to showcase some of the random texts, gchats and BBMs I received from my friends this week, because, for whatever reason, they were particularly inspired. Here. We. Go. Area codes may or may not have been changed to protect certain identities.

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Tagged as Blatant Drunkeness, Friends, God Is Laughing At Me, Humor, The Crazy is Following Me

by kellyanncarroll | July 7, 2011 · 1:50 pm

McSkillet’s “Wild” Day at the Zoo

No, this is not the title of my future world-famous children’s book. My friend Rebekah (referred to here as McSkillet because she’s very important and well-known), was kind enough to share her zoo-journey with me today via email pics, and I in turn, am kind enough to share them with you. Because they’re awesome. And because the Woodley Park Zoo in Washington, DC might be one of the greatest places on earth. Aside from the Zoo Bar across the street, of course.

Here’s hoping these pics can make up for the closing of my beloved Cafe International on Connecticut Ave NW. I just knew that place couldn’t stay open without my morning brew and muffin. And Phil’s cappuccino with no sugar. Seriously. This kid. Every morning.