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Quote of the Day

In honor of my mom, who’s always telling me how amazing I am, even though I never believe her:

“I didn’t belong as a kid, and that always bothered me. If only I’d known that one day my differences would be an asset, then my early life would have been much easier.” – Bette Midler

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First Communion, Westchester-Style

Me and Brett

Now, I don’t know how many of you have had the pleasure of spending time in the affluent Westchester County, NY, but my parents grew up there, and the majority of my family still live there and I have to tell you…it’s another planet.

On Saturday, my godson (who also happens to be my 7-year-old cousin) made his First Communion at Resurrection Church in Rye. I’ve never seen so many SUVs and blue blazers in my whole life. When I arrived at the church, I could have mistaken it for a yacht club, and the only phrase I had playing in my head was “I can’t have a chink in my chain, Focker.” I also couldn’t help but think of the Sopranos episode where A.J. gets confirmed – Carmela: “Act like a good Catholic for fifteen f**king minutes. Is that so much to ask?” Great episode. Watch it.
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Rough Cut: Sam and Patrick’s Wedding Video

So, it’s been almost a month since the Holden couple was married, and I’m sure they’d like to see some video by now. This is a rough cut of their lovely day, and I’m excited to share it (really, I dropped my phone in the toilet this morning – it’s a long story – and don’t have anything else to focus on since my one source of communication has been taken away from me).

The video is approx. 30 minutes long, so if you don’t have time to watch the entire thing, here’s a breakdown of the video order:
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