Todd: you my friend are not a fox weasel combo
Todd: you are more like a baby rabbit
me: hey! that’s kind of offensive
I can hold my own
Todd: baby rabbits are cute
me: yeah, but I chopped one up in my lawn mower last fall
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When G-Chat Conversations are a Comment on Real Life
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Quote of the Day
In honor of my mom, who’s always telling me how amazing I am, even though I never believe her:
“I didn’t belong as a kid, and that always bothered me. If only I’d known that one day my differences would be an asset, then my early life would have been much easier.” – Bette Midler
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Quote of the Day
You never know what’s going to happen when you walk outside your door. I know it. Voltaire knew it. And me and Voltaire are two smart peeps.
“Doubt is not a pleasant condition, but certainty is absurd.” – Voltaire
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