Tag Archives: States of Emergency

Your Daily Oil Update: Still Leaking

Chandeleur Sound, Louisiana. Photo courtesy of AP/Eric Gay

Straight out of a scene from Lost, engineers are now proposing that the federal government “send a nuclear device 18,000 feet under water, detonate it, and hope the sudden blast of heat and pure energy is enough to melt the rock around the [leaking] well and clog it,” saving the Gulf Coast from further devastation caused by the BP oil spill.

Obviously, no one is certain that this plan will work, and the White House has already classified it as “crazy.” But, maybe it’s just crazy enough? Apparently the Soviets were successful in a similar situation back in the 60s, and everyone knows we should be doing whatever the Soviets did, since technically they don’t even exist anymore.

Leave a comment

Filed under WORST Things Ever

The Oil Spill Fix: Blue Bodysuits

Photo courtesy of 3dguy.tv

According to the Daily Beast, Hollywood movie director James Cameron has been brought in by the EPA to discuss possible solutions to the horrific oil spill now creeping from the Gulf of Mexico to Florida. Apparently, Cameron “‘is considered an expert on underwater filming and remote vehicle technologies,’ presumably from his experience making Titanic.”

If I were James Cameron, I’d be kind of insulted that I was second choice after that “top kill” idea.

1 Comment

Filed under WORST Things Ever

Quote of the Day

@Israel retweet this or else! Photo courtesy of cbsnews.com

“A group called the Free Gaza Movement was attempting to break a blockade Israel imposed in 2007 after militant group Hamas was elected to power in the Palestinian area. The group claimed on its Twitter page that Israeli commandos jumped from helicopters onto a ship’s deck and ‘immediately’ fired, but the Israeli military said the soldiers ‘were attacked with severe physical violence, including live fire, bold weapons, knives and clubs.'” – from The Daily Beast Morning Scoop

Ummm, what?? Does anyone else find this statement profoundly disturbing?? While I understand the use of Twitter as a promotional tool, I pulled a Miley Cyrus and got off the bandwagon a while ago. I even set up this blog so that it automatically posts each entry to Twitter, and I don’t need to bothered with it’s inanity. So the fact that someone has the time to tweet while being “immediately fired” upon is absolutely absurd to me.

Continue reading

2 Comments

Filed under Quote Of The Day, WORST Things Ever