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Quote of the Day

Don’t tell me I can’t do something. I will devote my entire life to it, until I prove you wrong. Yeah, I’m looking at you Shutterfly. And I WILL find that missing photobook.

Audrey: I love your tenacity
me: it’s really just spite

Seriously. I’ve called all the post offices in Western Mass. UPS has their Mail Innovations “investigating” the situation. I don’t know what Mail Innovations is (presumably they’re something like Vocal Adrenaline), but you will not win Shutterfly. You won’t.

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Scenes from the Green Line

What am I supposed to do with this?

First of all, yes, I worry about all of these things. Probably unnecessarily, but I’m a worrier. Secondly, I don’t like the thought that my only hope is winning the lottery or moving back in with my parents (I already have like 50 jobs). These are terrible options, although I do daydream about winning the lottery and never having to work again. I’m aware this is a long shot. And, third, isn’t Plan B the name of the morning-after pill? Does this company really want to be associated with preventing unwanted pregnancies? Could you imagine if the Plan B morning after pill didn’t work, you got pregnant, lost your job, didn’t win the lottery and had to move back in with your parents. Why would you depend on another Plan B to do it’s job?

This is poor advertising. Why does the T torture me like this?

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Providence’s Chris Young Trying to Become the New Basil Marceaux

I really can’t be bothered with the politics going on in Boston, let alone all the way down in Providence, but for the past few days, one of the city’s mayoral candidates has been throwing around all kinds of crazy.

I’m sure this is not the first time Chris Young has shown the world his inner psychotic, but this week alone he has sang along with a tape recorder on television and proposed to his girlfriend/campaign manager during the closing remarks of the mayoral debate. This guy is on a roll.

From what I’ve read though, Young told reporters that he and Kara Russo (who’s also running for Lieutenant Governor and a seat in the U.S. House of Representatives) will only get married if he wins the election. You’ve got a good one there, Russo. Reports also speculate that Young has been calling Russo his fiancee for at least a month. I smell a publicity stunt.

I can’t wait to see how this plays out.

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