Guy of the Month: Denny Carroll

Name: Denis with one “N,” also answers to Bobo and Dad
Age: 60
Likes: College basketball, Miller Light, Cheez-its, acronyms
Dislikes: Vegetables and authority

In honor of Father’s Day, we’re honoring my father. What, what! There’s so many wonderful things I could say about my dad. I could fill this post with so many sappy memories and heartfelt expressions that it would make you weep. But I feel like the best expression of how great my dad is can only come through in one great story from my childhood.

My dad is a retired basketball coach. All through my childhood he coached at the United States Military Academy at West Point and Warwick Valley High School, where he won Coach of the Year. So obviously, I loved basketball too, and going to the park to play with him on a nice day.

Dad and me at Fenway Park, June 2010.

When I was 11, me, dad and my friend Pete Rose (no, the other Pete Rose) went to Roe Park to innocently shoot some hoops on the double-rimmed baskets with chain-link nets. Because at 11, we were cool like that. When we got there, Bino, also 11 (and shocking similar in features to the rapper Ja-Rule, even as a tween), was shooting hoops as well, and not liking that we were on his turf, challenged the girl (me) and the redhead (Pete) to a game of two-on-two.

After jumping out to a 7-0, Pete and I were cleaning up the court, and Bino was not havin’ it. So he started in on my dad.

I love this picture.

“Yo, man,” Bino said, also sounding exactly like Ja-Rule. “I seen you around. What’s your name?”

“Bob Cousy,” Dad said dryly, not missing a beat.

“Nahhhhh man.You ain’t Bob Cousy. I know him. You ain’t him. Nahhhhh.”

“I am. Square business.”

“Nahhhh. Nahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.”

This went on for a good five minutes, until Dad finally gave up and said the only thing he could think of: “Fine. I’m Robert Cousy.”

To which Bino replied, “Ahhh man, why you tryin’ to be Bob Cousy’s brother?”

Not a kitchen table conversation in the Carroll household can be had without telling that story. Greatness.

Anyway, at 13 my dad sat me down and told me that he was done raising me. He said that he and my mom had given me all the tools, and from then on out, everything was going to be my decision. My choices. Little did he know that I hear that conversation every day; his voice inside my head, in every decision that I make – trying to leave things better than when I found it, striving to make each day count.

And I know it’s cheesy, and I know I refer to it every time I talk about my dad, but he truly is the man Rudyard Kipling speaks of in his classic poem “If;” the man who can meet with triumph and disaster, the man who can lose and start again at his beginnings, the man who fills the unforgiving minute with 60 seconds worth of distance run. I hope that I can live up to everything that he is. I hope that I’ve done a good job on my own since I was 13, even though secretly, I think he’s been following close behind ever since.

I love you Dad.


Filed under About Me, BEST Things Ever, Guy of the Month, The Funny Thing About Family Is That You'll Always Be Related

11 responses to “Guy of the Month: Denny Carroll

  1. audreymmarks

    I love this! And I love your Dad. Especially since he watches Dexter šŸ™‚ also, the pic of little you is phenomenal.

  2. Sam

    1. Yay Big D!
    2. I completely forgot that Bino existed, but am delighted to remember.
    3. I was not aware that it was spelled “Bino” and not “Beano”.
    4. Look, it’s Sassy Lil’ Kelly!

  3. Krista

    Bobo is the only non-parent who ever grounded me! and to my surprise, it was actually not for eating his cheez-its…

  4. Lori

    Freakin’ awesome! Not sure ton laugh or cry so I have done a little of both!

    I love you Uncle Denny (I think it is 2 n’s if I say Denny, right?)!

    I love you Kelly!

  5. Indira Mandoske

    There right choice Kells! We love you Uncle Den!

    Love Binks

  6. Denny

    THANK YOU I AM HONORED & VERY LUCKY 2HUAMD (to have you as my daughter)

  7. Vivian

    Where’s the mother’s day video??????

  8. I love your dads voice. I can just hear it as I type this. Good stuff Kelly. Your a good kid.

  9. cb

    The man, the myth the legend. Always has a beer ready for you. Will be there when you need help. An inspiration when it comes to disappearing without anyone knowing

  10. tom poepping

    I was talking to my wife about your dad last night and thought I would “google” him and see what he was up to. Had the opportunity to play for him in the early 90’s. I loved every minute of it. I was recalling some of his classic quotes. Everything you said about him is correct. Great man. Hope all is well. Give him my best. Tom

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