Denny Carroll Can’t Even Handle This Right Now

When I was in preschool we used to have Cheese Nips for snack time and I used to cry because I came from a Cheez-It only household and they just aren’t the same, no matter what Mrs. Gilles tries to tell you. They’re just not.

Here to prove it, secondratesnacks.com is currently holding a vote as to which is the better cheese-flavored delight: the obviously way more awesome Cheez-It or the sad and lonely Cheese Nip. Clearly, I’m partial, as there are actually people in the world who would rather (gross) eat a Nip.

“I mentioned I was going to compare these to the intern at work (way back earlier this month when I had a job),” writes whoever it is that runs Second Rate Snacks, “and she felt very strongly about Cheese Nips and how disgusting Cheez-Its were, almost like she thought people who favored Cheez-Its also ate dog food.” Well, I don’t like this intern one bit (also, can we talk about the abundance of bloggers who say they used to have a job? This does not bode well for me).

Vote here, and vote well. If you don’t make the right choice, Denny will make you sit on the couch for 15 whole minutes. And you know what that right choice is.

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5 responses to “Denny Carroll Can’t Even Handle This Right Now

  1. Krista

    also, don’t moon denny carroll. same result.

  2. Jean

    How many boxes of Cheese Nips did people buy for Dad by mistake and how many of those Cheese Nips did we end up feeding our dog? Hopefully, Jack isn’t voting because he was awfully fond of the “Nips”

  3. Denny

    There are “Cheez-its” and then there is everything else.

  4. Indira Mandoske

    Uncle Den introduced us the Cheez-its many years ago and we are still totally addicted. And nips aren’t even dogfood grade!!

  5. am

    cheez its and cheerwine:) enough said.

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