Once upon a time, Drew Wiechnicki told me he was going to bring sexy back with overalls. Well, it looks like the women’s department at Target beat you to it Drew, because I found these hanging on the rack there yesterday. Oh. The. Horror.
There once was a time when I thought overalls were cool. Wait, let me clarify. There once was a time I thought corduroy short overalls were cool. And you know what? Looking back on it, it was a bad idea. So here’s a warning to all you ladies out there looking at this rack of future bad choices: don’t do it. You will so regret it 10 years from now.
These overalls are not flattering. Add to that, they have patches and tears. Why would someone who patches up their pants in some places leave tears in others? It just doesn’t make any sense. Theo Huxtable is rolling over in his TV character grave.
Target, you are my favorite store. Please do something about this. Get rid of the ugly. Now, those Funky Monkey feetie pajamas? I could use more of that in my life.