A Picture’s Worth 1,000 Words

I snagged this picture off the website for the photographer at my cousin Fallon’s wedding. Do not tell. And in exchange for your silence, I’ll let you help me decide which direction I should take the tele/screenplay that I’m developing based on said photo. Your choices are below. Choose wisely. The future of American culture is in your hands.

1. Drive 2: Designated

2. An hour-long HBO comedy about weddings, based entirely on Chris Lilley improv. He’s actually playing all the characters right now.

3. A new rom-com about a sassy, single Manhattanite who’s best friends are all coupling up. The moral compass is portrayed by her cousin who is constantly drunk and ambiguously gay. Working title: When Harry Met Steve at My Best Friend’s Wedding.

4. True Life: I’m a Mormon!

5. A Survivor season where the challenges rely heavily on who can do the best poses. Thank you.

6. An Aaron Sorkin drama about the business machine behind the world’s next big pop star. I play a Debbie Allen-esque choreographer who is British and constantly counting in 7/8 time.

7. Making the Band


Filed under BEST Things Ever, The Crazy People I Call My Own, The Funny Thing About Family Is That You'll Always Be Related

5 responses to “A Picture’s Worth 1,000 Words

  1. Sam

    Do you have both hands on your hips while sitting down at a table? That is some hardcore posing.

  2. Jeanie

    8. A reality show called my cousin/best friend/cousin/friend’s wedding: What dress to wear….Could work…

  3. Becca

    I vote for #2!

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