Presidential Seal Announces He’ll Be Leaving His Post; Possible Book Deal in the Works

From New York magazine:

“Expressing its distaste with two years of compromise and failure to support progressive values, Obama’s presidential seal exited the podium yesterday in the middle of a speech at Fortune’s Most Powerful Women Summit, falling down with a noisy series of thuds. It’s no wonder, really. Biden thinks Afghanistan could be another Vietnam, Rahm’s campaigning with the fishes, the midterms spell doom for the Democrats, and you thought the seal was gonna stick around for that?”

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These Are Legitimately For Sale and I’m Not Happy About It

Once upon a time, Drew Wiechnicki told me he was going to bring sexy back with overalls. Well, it looks like the women’s department at Target beat you to it Drew, because I found these hanging on the rack there yesterday. Oh. The. Horror.

There once was a time when I thought overalls were cool. Wait, let me clarify. There once was a time I thought corduroy short overalls were cool. And you know what? Looking back on it, it was a bad idea. So here’s a warning to all you ladies out there looking at this rack of future bad choices: don’t do it. You will so regret it 10 years from now.

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Sammie Wants to Know if This is My New Boyfriend

He doesn’t really like labels, but I’m actually pregnant with his child. Gonna be a bitch to give birth to a 30-pack of Bud Light, but we’re really excited.

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