“If I Had an Office Full of Jeanie Carrolls, It Would Have Been Awful”

But we’re all glad we have one.

It’s been a little over a week since Jeanie Carroll retired from the United States Military Academy at West Point, and I’m still recovering. Also, she’s still calling me every day telling me how bored she is. So bored she joined Facebook. So bored she refuses to do the one hour of silent reading time my dad insists on. Probably because he needs a silent hour to compose AWESOME poems, like the one below, which he read to the 115 people in town to celebrate Mom’s special day. And, for your reading pleasure, here it is again, in full. Also, enjoy the videos. Especially the one where my mom thinks she’s a Pussy Cat Doll. Fact.

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I’m Just as Human as You, I Just Look Good While Doin’ It

Don’t hate, but for the second time in the past year, my hometown newspaper has singled me out as “Kind of a Big Deal.” Ok, they do this to lots of people, and it’s really just a look back on the news that was going on five, 10, 15 years ago. But I don’t know anyone who’s been mentioned twice. So, obviously, Big Deal status should be bestowed on me today.

I do have to say that at first I was like “oh man, five years ago, I can’t believe it’s been that long.” And then I remembered I’m actually 27, and this whole National Honor Society business was probably 10 years ago. And then I felt old. But then I remembered, I’m famous, and a whole 36 people probably read this article, Google-ed me, found my blog, and then exploded over how famous I’ve actually become.

Shout out to Alli Smith! Why those other NHS officers weren’t mentioned, I have no idea. Suckers.

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My Favorite Superbowl Commercial

Admit it. It’s adorable.

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