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So I was going to skip the recap this week because quite frankly I’m exhausted and last week’s episode was just so-so. But there are SO. MANY. THINGS. GOING. ON. It’s Rock Week! Which apparently means everyone dresses like K.I.S.S. and Tom doesn’t have to wear a tie. Bristol looks like she’s ready to fight the Civil War. And I smell the Paso Doble. People are hanging from the warehouse-like rafters and there’s a ROCK DANCE MARATHON. Oh. My. God. There are no words.

Audrina Patridge, Paso Doble: I like Audrina, I really do. The girl is a great dancer, she’s sweet and freakin’ gorgeous. But her Paso is making me a little sleepy. She did everything right. But there was little passion. I agree with the judges, there is something missing and she needs to find it, because when she does it’s going to be ridiculous. Also, Bruno is wearing a leather jacket. So rock ‘n roll.

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So last’s week’s DWTS was all full of gimmicks and acoustic music and Bristol not wearing any clothes. This week? TV theme week! This is great because it’s a combination of my two favorite things: dancing and television. It’s like the producers can see right into my brain. Also, doesn’t everyone think Brooke has chillaxed a little bit? Thank God. She was driving me bonkers for a good while there.

So we’re at the halfway point of the season and things are getting surrrrious. To the dancefloor!

Brandy, Quickstep: Brandy loves the Friends theme song because it’s “everything that describes a friend.” Well put. I think this dance is going to be really good, because Brandy is technical, but can perform. And I just love the Quickstep always. But what characters are they supposed to be? I’m gonna say Monica and Joey. Just a guess. I just realized Maks’ facial hair is gone! Not important. This does not feel like a Quickstep to me. It’s got a Lindy feel to it. And a little too much slapstick. And a lot of running. It was a little weird and…childish? Ugh, Len’s impressed. I’m so off.

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