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Told. You. So.

Anna Chapman, courtesy of Telegraph.

Last week, I made a claim that the Russian Spy Controversy was all a ploy to get people to see Angelina Jolie’s new movie. Well, this little ditty in the NY Post only confirms my suspicions:

“Angelina Jolie wants to get up close and personal with redheaded Russian spy Anna Chapman.

Jolie — who plays a suspected Russian agent in her new flick ‘Salt’ — has asked local promoters to invite Chapman, the real-life femme fatale, to the Moscow premiere of her movie, for which the Oscar-winning actress is expected to arrive next week, the promoters said.”

Hail to publicity stunts. I’m not backing down on this one!

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Quote of the Day

Cleveland won’t be ignoooooored, LeBron.

“I PERSONALLY GUARANTEE THAT THE CLEVELAND CAVALIERS WILL WIN AN NBA CHAMPIONSHIP BEFORE THE SELF-TITLED FORMER ‘KING’ WINS ONE…Some people think they should go to heaven but NOT have to die to get there. Sorry, but that’s simply not how it works.” – Cavaliers Majority Owner Dan Gilbert’s response to the fans after hearing that LeBron James has chosen to play for the Miami Heat next season.

Oh, I love it! And the gauntlet is thrown.

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LeBron to Miami, But More Interesting Than That…

Jared Dudley is a TMZ reporter? How did I miss this?

At 12:45 p.m. PST Thursday, Dudley called TMZ to tell them that his insiders were reporting LeBron’s move to New York as a done deal. Well, Jared clearly doesn’t have his master’s in journalism like I do, because his claim couldn’t have been more wrong. South Beach it is.

The above photo makes me think of two things: 1.) The time I bought Jared LeBron James Bubblicious gum. 2.) The time Jared called into Ted Sarandis’ radio show to interrupt Jermaine Watson’s interview and ask questions about how great everyone thinks he is.

This kid has a serious public career after basketball. Bring back the dreds!

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