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Ok guys, I’m back! After a week full of sinus infections, cold medicine, tissues and doctor’s appointments, I’m once again my old self, ready and willing to recap for you all the highlights of this most fantastic television show. But one more week of Chaz and I might just throw in the towel. I’m sorry, but he’s just not good.

So since it’s Broadway night, the DWTS opening act is from Sister Act, and I feel compelled to tell you about the time all of my aunts and uncles dressed up like the cast of Sister Act 2: Back in the Habit and performed at a fundraiser for my Catholic elementary school. My dad wore a Charles Barkley jersey and rapped. It was phenomenal. However, very little would be able to top the sequined habits parading around the DWTS set right now. Wow. I wish Woopie was involved somehow. OMG Kristin Chenoweth is going to perform! Ah! I’m so excited. There’s so much voice in that little body.

Come on along I’ll take you to, the lullaby of Broadway…

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So as many of you can tell, we don’t have your traditional Dancing with the Stars recap for you today. Well, I can tell you that it’s because I’m suffering from what we in the celebrity world like to call “exhaustion.” After a weekend in Houston, TX to celebrate the wedding of two of my best friends, things got a little out of control. And I’m not saying I’m like, a step away from Promises, but I am saying that sister needs a good night’s sleep.

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So I love DWTS, but after the moves I saw on the dance floor at my cousin Fallon’s wedding yesterday, I don’t know if these celebrities are going to impress me tonight. However, it is “Movie Night” and the dances are always fun!

Question: are all the chosen movie themes for the night about superheros? Because everyone is dressed like Wonderwoman, even the men. No one at the wedding was dressed like Wonderwoman. Point, DWTS. But Brooke is basically wearing a version of the bridesmaids dresses. So point, Fallon’s wedding.

I should also warn everyone that if the recap seems to fall off mid-show, it’s because I passed out. There’s only so many hours you can wear Spanx without it severely affecting you the next day.

On to the movies!

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