According to People magazine, the love of my life got married yesterday. This is the worst news ever.
John Krasinski married Emily Blunt at the Villa d’Este in Como, Italy. The couple have been engaged since last August.
I was (not so) secretly hoping that this day would never come. Unfortunately, I like Emily Blunt enough to not be wishing that their marriage will end in complete disaster, or that she’ll develop some kind of incurable disease. Congrats to the happy couple, I guess.