Cleveland won’t be ignoooooored, LeBron.
“I PERSONALLY GUARANTEE THAT THE CLEVELAND CAVALIERS WILL WIN AN NBA CHAMPIONSHIP BEFORE THE SELF-TITLED FORMER ‘KING’ WINS ONE…Some people think they should go to heaven but NOT have to die to get there. Sorry, but that’s simply not how it works.” – Cavaliers Majority Owner Dan Gilbert’s response to the fans after hearing that LeBron James has chosen to play for the Miami Heat next season.
Oh, I love it! And the gauntlet is thrown.
Filed under BEST Things Ever, Quote Of The Day, Wide World Of Sports
Jared Dudley is a TMZ reporter? How did I miss this?
At 12:45 p.m. PST Thursday, Dudley called TMZ to tell them that his insiders were reporting LeBron’s move to New York as a done deal. Well, Jared clearly doesn’t have his master’s in journalism like I do, because his claim couldn’t have been more wrong. South Beach it is.
The above photo makes me think of two things: 1.) The time I bought Jared LeBron James Bubblicious gum. 2.) The time Jared called into Ted Sarandis’ radio show to interrupt Jermaine Watson’s interview and ask questions about how great everyone thinks he is.
This kid has a serious public career after basketball. Bring back the dreds!
The timing is way too fortuitous for Ms. Jolie.
I’m a conspiracy theorist and will pretty much form some kind of crazy plot to just about anything in my mind – like my suspicion that people are drugging my Chipotle burritos or that Michael Jackson actually died during that Pepsi commercial fire fiasco (this one is interesting and involves a sub-theory on Tupac still being alive, I may have to blog about it one day).
So, when I heard this morning that those Russian spies/suburban model-seducers were going to be traded for prisoners of our own that Russia has been holding for years, I couldn’t help but think that something fishy was going on.
Filed under It's All Going In The Book, WORST Things Ever
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