This is me every morning at 6:30 a.m. And then at 5 p.m. And then again at 6 p.m. after I’ve convinced myself that yeah, I can work out in my one bedroom apartment.
Wednesday’s are weird…
Tag Archives: God Is Laughing At Me
I Have These Conversations With Myself on a Daily Basis
Filed under About Me, BEST Things Ever, Weight Loss Journey
So I Think My GPS is Trying to Kill Me
He may look innocent, but he's not.
I’m kind of in love with my GPS. When I was working as a reporter on the Isle of Long, driving down backroads to find fires, murders, and government officials getting DUIs, it always got me where I needed to go. But recently, I think it may have turned on me.
It always had its little quirks. Like it takes a really long time to find a signal. And it goes to night vision pretty early in the day. But in the past few months, it’s begun to turn on by itself (without being plugged in) and start talking to me. What’s more, when this happens, the GPS usually begins giving me directions to a place I did not program in, and no matter where I am, that place is always at least 2 hours away. What other conclusion is there? My GPS is definitely trying to kill me.
Filed under WORST Things Ever
Scenes from the Green Line
Advertisement at the Arlington Station.
Dear Karen and Neil: I hope you don’t take the T. Love, Kelly.
Something about this makes me think Karen and Neil are the Angry Engaged Somewhat Happily Married Couple. Update: I saw the dynamic duo on the train last week looking worse for the wear. Later that same day, I saw Somewhat Happily Married Man half asleep in his Metro paper. Guess the honeymoon really doesn’t last forever. If only they knew they were blog celebrities!
Filed under Around Town, WORST Things Ever
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