Tag Archives: Humor

I’m Confused. Is November Not Happening?

I don’t usually rant about something like this, mostly because it’s cliché, but also because I effing LOVE the holidays. However, events of the past few weeks have made me so absolutely enraged that I feel I need to get things off my chest.

First off, I was driving back to Boston Halloween night and I heard a freakin’ Christmas Carol on the radio. Halloween night! Truly this is a sign of the apocalypse. Of course, it was one of those lower FM stations that could probably play Christmas Carols all year round, but no one knows because the station only comes in clearly for approximately 17 seconds. So I let it slide.

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I Have These Conversations With Myself on a Daily Basis

This is me every morning at 6:30 a.m. And then at 5 p.m. And then again at 6 p.m. after I’ve convinced myself that yeah, I can work out in my one bedroom apartment.

Wednesday’s are weird…

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The Quest is on its Last Leg; Highland Falls Braces Itself for the End of an Era

The Quest: 1993-2010?

Not to be the bearer of bad news, but I heard over the weekend that the Rose family’s Nissan Quest – the most infamous seafoam-green van to ever drive the earth – is on its last leg. Let’s pause for a moment of silence.

The Quest was purchased approximately 15 (but probably more) years ago. A family van, it shuttled the Rose children (and their friends) to school, dances, movies, and countless sporting events. Around the neighborhood, the Quest was known for its quirky color, and people would always wave as it passed by.

During a brief low-point in the Quest’s life, another local family purchased the same vehicle and somewhat of a turf war broke out. Confused citizens waving at what they thought was the Rose’s Quest were brutally embarrassed to find another family inside the most-recognized automobile in town. The Rose’s Quest eventually came out the victor, but it was a long road. That other family may or may not have had to relocate.

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