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by | August 2, 2011 · 1:58 pm

Pittsburgh Does Weird Things to You

As most of you have come to find out about me (and some have come to really dislike about me), I very rarely spend the weekend in Boston. Like a 5-year old, I can’t sit still, and hey, I have a lot of friends that need visiting.

So last weekend I decided a trip to Pittsburgh was in order. Miss Audrey Marks has recently moved back there, I had never been, and I’ve heard nothing but awesome things. Also, they’re filming the latest installment of Batman in the city. Um, when Christian Bale is in town, you go to there.

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by | July 29, 2011 · 10:03 am

Texts from this Week

So we all are very aware of Texts from Last Night, the greatest website ever to bring us random text messages from drunk (hopefully) 20-somethings up to no good on hilarious trajectories through life. Here are some examples:

(774):

just had to sit in the middle of an aisle in stop and shop because we’re too hungover and needed to take a break.

(949):

… They left for 10 minutes and came back with a lobster he’s in the toilet downstairs

(602):

Chapter 6 – how to lose your underwear in chicago

Obviously not as racy as TFLN, and hopefully not as alcohol-induced because a lot of them came during the workday, I decided to showcase some of the random texts, gchats and BBMs I received from my friends this week, because, for whatever reason, they were particularly inspired. Here. We. Go. Area codes may or may not have been changed to protect certain identities.

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by | July 22, 2011 · 7:04 pm

It’s a Little Thing I Like to Call Karma

So, they say karma’s a bitch. Probably not so much because she’s mean, but because she’s so freakin relentless. She’s inescapable, and for anyone who thinks they’re above reproach, you’ll be hit the hardest. Not that I’ve become a devout Buddhist and all, but if you do bad things, you will inevitably have bad things happen to you. And here is where I’d like to begin my story.

I went to Williams-Sonoma this week to buy a shower gift for my cousin Fallon. If you’ve never been to Boston’s Copley Place mall, it’s where Fancy goes to have lunch with her girlfriends Entitled and Oblivious. I worked at the J.Crew there for 6 months while I was in grad school, and I once had a woman literally throw thousands of dollars worth of clothing over her shoulder at me as she rattled off that she could be shopping at Barney’s. So these are the kind of people we’re dealing with. Just painting a picture.

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