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If Bristol Makes it Through Tonight’s DWTS Elimination, Sarah Palin Will Be Our Next President

Photo courtesy of ABC.com

Isn’t America just one big reality competition anyway?

Yes, I’m projecting that, should Bristol Palin’s unfathomable rise through the TV landscape continue after tonight, her mother, Sarah Palin, will be elected president in 2012. And in case you thought I’d just throw that statement out there with nothing to back it up (which I do on occasion), here are my reasons:

1. Conservative/Christian voters: After 8 weeks of dancing (and countless years watching the show), I’m fairly certain that Bristol’s fanbase is everyone in Alaska (minus maybe Levi Johnston) and all registered Republicans. Should she move through to next week and say, Kurt Warner gets the boot, she will probably pick up the Christian sect, which might just make her unstoppable. Sound like any Tina Fey look-alikes we know? On top of that, I’m sure there’s some people out there that vote for Bristol in the hopes that she’ll fall flat on her face, and some fun can be made at her expense. Again, the same could probably be said for her mother.

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Presidential Seal Announces He’ll Be Leaving His Post; Possible Book Deal in the Works

From New York magazine:

“Expressing its distaste with two years of compromise and failure to support progressive values, Obama’s presidential seal exited the podium yesterday in the middle of a speech at Fortune’s Most Powerful Women Summit, falling down with a noisy series of thuds. It’s no wonder, really. Biden thinks Afghanistan could be another Vietnam, Rahm’s campaigning with the fishes, the midterms spell doom for the Democrats, and you thought the seal was gonna stick around for that?”

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DWTS: Putting an End to BooGate

I love that little Piper.

Whew. I’m glad DWTS went to the video tape and cleared up what many in the press thought was the booing of Sarah Palin. If they had just watched past those 25 seconds of the show they would have realized that the booing was clearly for what the audience thought was low scores for Jennifer Grey. And when Sarah was interviewed the crowd cheered for her. I mean, they could have been booing her leather jacket, but they definitely were not.

Now that all of this is past us, let’s get to the voting!

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