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by | October 7, 2010 · 8:35 am

A Tribute to Randy Moss

Now, Randy Moss is a crazy MF. We all know this. He’s right up there with Chad Johnson Ochocinco and Terrell “I didn’t try to kill myself” Owens. But when I was about 13, I saw Randy Moss literally jump over another person to score a touchdown. Granted, that person was an Army defenseman when Army was not very good and in its first season in Conference USA. But still. He just jumped over him. Like he wasn’t even there. And this, my friends, is football history.

Enjoy Minnesota Randy. Straight cash…homey.

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by | October 6, 2010 · 8:47 am

A Moment of Glee: Heart Attacks are Just From Loving Too Much

So I think I cried about 37 times during last night’s Glee, and inexplicably, I thought it was one of its funniest episodes. How does that work?

Heeeeeere’s the rundown: Finn makes a grilled cheese with the face of Jesus (grilled cheesus) and prays that he gets to touch Rachel’s boobs; Kurt’s dad has a heart attack and ends up in a coma; Sue doesn’t believe in God and her big sister is adorable; Puck only performs songs by Jewish artists; Rachel sings to people even when they are in a coma and can’t hear her; Mercedes goes to a church where they wear hats; Artie scores a touchdown (in his wheelchair) and wins the game!

Tina: Last week we’re too sexy. This week we’re too religious…
Brittany: Now I know what Miley feels like.

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by | October 6, 2010 · 8:16 am

Presidential Seal Announces He’ll Be Leaving His Post; Possible Book Deal in the Works

From New York magazine:

“Expressing its distaste with two years of compromise and failure to support progressive values, Obama’s presidential seal exited the podium yesterday in the middle of a speech at Fortune’s Most Powerful Women Summit, falling down with a noisy series of thuds. It’s no wonder, really. Biden thinks Afghanistan could be another Vietnam, Rahm’s campaigning with the fishes, the midterms spell doom for the Democrats, and you thought the seal was gonna stick around for that?”

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