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These Are Legitimately For Sale and I’m Not Happy About It

Once upon a time, Drew Wiechnicki told me he was going to bring sexy back with overalls. Well, it looks like the women’s department at Target beat you to it Drew, because I found these hanging on the rack there yesterday. Oh. The. Horror.

There once was a time when I thought overalls were cool. Wait, let me clarify. There once was a time I thought corduroy short overalls were cool. And you know what? Looking back on it, it was a bad idea. So here’s a warning to all you ladies out there looking at this rack of future bad choices: don’t do it. You will so regret it 10 years from now.

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Sammie Wants to Know if This is My New Boyfriend

He doesn’t really like labels, but I’m actually pregnant with his child. Gonna be a bitch to give birth to a 30-pack of Bud Light, but we’re really excited.

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A Moment of Glee: It’s a Britney Spears Sex Riot!

So, in terms of storyline, the Britney Spears episode of Glee had no purpose. As an hour-long viewing of Glee versions of Britney Spears’ music videos, it was AMAZING. I still don’t understand why these kids would love Britney so much (they were around 4 when “Hit Me Baby…One More Time” came out), but I guess I’m just not in tune with the kids these days.

Rundown, rundown!! John Stamos is a dentist and is dating Emma; Mr. Schue has gone crazy; Sue hates Britney Spears; Rachel tries to get Finn to stay off the football team; Artie wants Tina back; Rachel dresses up in a school-girl costume; the Jew Fro kid is major creeps; Brittany is a seriously awesome dancer; Terri appears in a fur vest! Bonkers!

Next week: Grilled Cheese Jesus and Billy Joel!

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