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Once Again, Proof that Twitter Will Be What the Terrorists Use to Take Us Out

Remember, birds are evil.

I have been calling it for months now, and I’m standing by my assertion that social media, namely Twitter, will be the downfall of America.

However, the way it plays out in my mind is less Independence Day and more Mean Girls, where some super savvy terrorist plants a horrible rumor about say, Justin Bieber, and before long America is disunited, vulnerable to attack, and Regina George gets hit by a bus (in Latin, regina/regis/rex is king, and King George was a tyrant…I don’t think I’ve ever touched upon this subtlety; nice work Tina Fey).

In all seriousness, Twitter showed it’s hand today, as millions of accounts, including those of senior-ranking White House officials, were left vulnerable to some crazy kind of virus. From what I can see, it was more a headache than anything else, but again, the vulnerabilities it unearthed were pretty heavy. I know I’m a conspiracy theorist, but the White House Press Secretary’s computer shouldn’t be open to this kind of threat. Right?

Anyway, you can read the entire story at Gawker.com. Pretty interesting stuff.

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Guy of the Month: Matt B.

Runnin' It.

Name: Matt
Age: In years, 30ish. In mind, somewhere around 15
Likes: Ala-BAMA football, Bobby Huggins, Carter and Mary Carter
Dislikes: Buzz Aldrin

My mom has a habit of finding complete strangers to come and live with us. Over the course of my lifetime, approximately 432 people have stayed at the Carroll home, and Matt was one of them.

Matt came to us in 2005 when his parents left him in a basket on our doorstep. The note read “We didn’t sign up for this. Love, Barb and Ed.” We really had no choice. He lived with us for an extended summer, and even when his house was finally built, he wouldn’t leave.

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It’s Back! Your Dancing with the Stars Recap

O.M.G. I can’t believe DWTS is finally back! And I really think I’m gonna like this cast – Baby from Dirty Dancing. Audrina from The Hills. The Situation. The Hoff. Florence Henderson! I mean, the list goes on and on. I still haven’t totally decided who I want to win, but I’m thinking Jennifer Grey, only because “no one puts Baby in the corner.” Seriously. They just don’t.

Tonight’s dances are the Cha-cha-cha and the Viennese Waltz. I really don’t like the Viennese Waltz. At all. But the Cha-cha-cha is my favorite dance of all. That, and the PASO Doble (emphasis on the Paso).

First off – what is Brooke Burke wearing? Put some clothes on Brooke. Seriously. I can see all of your boobs. And Lacey is blonde! And Bristol Palin is wearing a suit and tie. I know she didn’t want to go sexy, but please. That’s bizarre. Ahhhh! Here we go!

Audrina Patridge, Cha-cha-cha: So ABC is kind of filming Audrina’s practices like The Hills and it’s kind of funny. She looks amazing. And I think she’s gonna do awesome. She’s sassy – the judges are gonna love her. And it looks like she’s got the footwork down pat. I wonder if her scary sister with all the tats is in the audience. The judges have good critiques. I think they’re impressed.

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