I haven’t played soccer since I was 13, when I was on the “yellow” team and basically watched people run around me. One time, I scored a goal against my own team. I was pretty terrible. But I’m sure I can speak for all of you when I say those FIFA World Cup commercials I’ve been seeing since January have renewed my spirit for real “football,” which has pretty much been dormant since Brandi Chastain hit that shoot-out goal against China and made everyone think a woman in a sports-bra was slutty. Was that 11 years ago already? You’ve got to be kidding me.
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Time to Finally See What Those U2 Commercials Have Been All About
Filed under BEST Things Ever, Wide World Of Sports
As Always, Dreaming Big
There’s no such thing as a silly dream. There are, however, silly bbm conversations:
Kelly Carroll: If I had to sing karaoke, I would want to do Lady Gaga, Telephone. But only the Beyonce part. Like I would be featured in someone else’s karaoke
Audrey Marie: I like this
Audrey Marie: I would let you be the Beyonce to my Gaga but I’m not much for singing karaoke
Audrey Marie: Maybe Biz is your Karaoke soul mate
Audrey Marie: Or Dan Ankeles
Kelly Carroll: Hahahahahahahha
Audrey Marie: He likes Karaoke, but specifically Neil Diamond. I don’t know how he feels about Gaga.
Kelly Carroll: Um, last time we chatted his favorite song was Kei$ha, Blah, blah, blah
Kelly Carroll: I think he’d be game
Audrey Marie: Bahahaha
Audrey Marie: I love it
Audrey Marie: The dynamic may be better with him as Beyonce
Audrey Marie: But I understand–you are always Beyonce
Audrey Marie: We should float this idea to him. I like it.
Kelly Carroll: I am Beyonce always
Filed under About Me, BEST Things Ever
Quote of the Day
In all fairness, I watch The Hills while I eat my breakfast in the morning, and before my 64 ounces of practically white, sugar-laden coffee is finished, nothing I encounter stands much of a chance. But the show has really taken a turn for the worst these past couple of weeks, and it’s gotten to the point where the only reason I’m sad to see it go is because without The Hills, there can be no Hills Recap, one of my MOST favorite things EVER.
From this week’s installment:
“‘How is his actions?’ counters Justin, who is suffering from some sort of singular versus plural blind spot. Audrina shrugs. ‘There are certain people you see that are meant, and there are certain people that you see, you can just tell. Not saying whatever, take that for what it is. You can tell, you can tell when two people are really happy,’ he finishes, looking at Audrina meaningfully. She seems to understand what he means, which is impressive, because even after numerous rereadings, we are left baffled.” – The Hills Recap: No More Seats, via nymag.com.
Filed under BEST Things Ever, Quote Of The Day
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