by | July 11, 2010 · 6:37 pm

The Remedy is the Experience; the Comedy is that it’s Serious

No matter how old you get, no matter what occasion, there are always lessons to be learned from your family. Below, the Top 10 tips from the past 4th of July. Enjoy!

1. At 13, texting honeys whilst skateboarding is bad news. When you get a little older, it’s texting and driving. Sexting is bad news at any age.

2. My Uncle Ed is “Mediterranean” according to my Aunt Carole, and that’s why he tans. I thought he was from Yonkers, but I guess I was wrong.

3. Priests don’t like it when you skip church. They also do not like when you do yoga on the front lawn of the rectory.

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by | July 11, 2010 · 11:49 am

And the World Comes Crashing Down

According to People magazine, the love of my life got married yesterday. This is the worst news ever.

John Krasinski married Emily Blunt at the Villa d’Este in Como, Italy. The couple have been engaged since last August.

I was (not so) secretly hoping that this day would never come. Unfortunately, I like Emily Blunt enough to not be wishing that their marriage will end in complete disaster, or that she’ll develop some kind of incurable disease. Congrats to the happy couple, I guess.

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by | July 10, 2010 · 9:36 am

What’s Your Number Baby

Wedding scene in Post Office Square.

So I was just innocently walking to meet some friends in Boston’s Financial District last night, and I stumbled across the set of What’s Your Number?, a new film starring Anna Faris, or “the chick from the Scary Movies,” as some curmudgeon and jaded PA told me.

According to imdb.com, the basic storyline is “a woman looks back at the past twenty men she’s had relationships with in her life and wonders if one of them might be her one true love.” That’s a lot of relationships right? How old is this woman? I guess not all of them were serious, if you know what I mean.

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