by | December 19, 2011 · 1:48 pm

20 Reasons I Feared Kim Jong-Il More Than the Taliban: A Love Story

Ok. It's not a love story. I just put that there because it seemed like the title needed a subtitle, and I couldn't think of any. Sorry.

What is that phrase: better the devil you know? Is that it? Over the past few hours I’ve been reading a lot about the former North Korean leader Kim Jong-Il who died today of an apparent heart attack (which seems unbelievable for reasons I will list below), and I’ve come to find that mofo was even crazier than I at first realized. We’ve all read about the “invisible cell phone” he used to coach his country’s recent World Cup team. And we all know he claimed to have invented the hamburger. But according to BuzzFeed’s recent blog post about the man, the crazy goes so, so much deeper than that. And this man had the NUKE CODES, you guys. THE NUKE CODES!

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by | December 19, 2011 · 9:10 am

CIROC and Loving It

I have this great love of all things old school with a modern twist. So I’m going crazy over this Ocean’s Eleven/Rat Pack-esqu CIROC commercial. I’m going to put aside the fact that there’s some legit randos here (um, hi, Chad Michael Murray), but I think the entire concept is amazeballs. And I can’t say no to a guy in a three-piece suit. Merry Christmas.

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by | December 15, 2011 · 1:36 pm

More From My Famous Friends!

So if you don’t already know who Margo Beirne is, you should, because she’s awesome. Margo is one of my roommates from college, and she is currently the wardrobe supervisor at the Signature Theater Company in Arlington, VA. And you thought you had a cool job.

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