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I Still Aspire to be Joey Potter

Editor’s Note: Just an easy read from New York magazine while I get myself organized from vacation. I’ll be back to blissful blogging shortly, I promise!

What Are You Looking At?
Amid a perpetual storm of attention, Katie Holmes stays almost preternaturally calm
By Amy Larocca

Katie Holmes has not lived the typical Hollywood story. She’s a Catholic schoolgirl from Toledo, Ohio, who went to L.A. for the first time when she was 16; she arrived on a Sunday and was cast in Ang Lee’s The Ice Storm the very next day. Dawson’s Creek came a year after that, and then there was Batman Begins, and then there was perhaps the world’s most famous courtship, and then there was the birth of the world’s most famous baby, and then, three years ago, her marriage to Tom Cruise, arguably one of the world’s most famous men.

And so for a number of years now, she’s been right at the center of our culture, the subject of an endless swirl of discussion and fantasy: What’s the deal with her marriage, does she really believe in Scientology, did Tom replace her innards with some kind of computer chip? And then there’s Suri! Piercing blue eyes, princess dresses, and a perfect combination of her parents’ very good looks, Holmes’s daughter is 4-year-old tabloid candy. She still travels with a blanket, but already she can’t move around the city without the company of someone very large and very well trained in the protective arts.

Read the article at nymag.com.

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Basil Becomes a Brand!

I need to have this T-shirt. NEED.

Well if you didn’t see this coming, you’re an idiot.

The essence of the American Dream – where a person can do anything he/she wants, even beyond their ability and intellect – is Basil Marceaux, and in his quest to become the next governor of Tennessee (which is so close I can taste it!) he has officially become a YouTube phenomenon and a Carroll Family dinner-table classic conversation.

Of course, people out there want to make money off of this meteoric rise to notoriety, and not to be outdone, Zazzle.com has begun selling I’m Basil Marceaux Dot Com T-shirts. First person to buy me one gets my undying love and devotion (or a hug, depending on my mood).

For a mere $31.45 (random) you too can tell America that we need to “stop slavery at traffic stops” and that a real flag has “three stripes.” Do. It. Up. Go Basil, Go Basil, Go-Go-Go Basil!

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Even Better Than the Wine Purse

This ain’t your mother’s Wine Rack. And it ain’t your sister’s water bra. This my friends is a new technology that allows you to both look great in those skimpy club shirts and drink all night without shame.

I can’t really tell who invented this, but Opentip.com is advertising this device – which can hold a full bottle of wine and has a connected tube to drink from – as the “Papa Bert WineRack Flask Bra” (so many names!). For $28.75, you can “turn an A cup into double D’s AND sport your favorite beverage for yourself and your friends!” Score! Papa Bert just set women back about 50 years (and we’re grateful).

“While you may be offended – I apologize in advance – I have a small bust and live for my white wine,” admits Justine Ingersoll from Shefinds.com. “So I secretly kind of love it.”

The Wine Rack can be paired with the Wine Purse for a classy night on the town.

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