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by | June 26, 2010 · 7:21 pm

Prince Harry Comes to West Point…

Harry at West Point. Photo courtesy of Telegraph.

…and all I got was this t-shirt.

On his second official visit to NY this weekend, HRH Harry stopped by West Point for some target practice Friday, and no one informed me about it ahead of time. So here I am, visiting stupid Chicago (I’m kidding, Chicago’s awesome), while royalty is literally right outside my door. How am I ever going to be a princess if my mom doesn’t notify me of these things! Anyway, enjoy the video below.

P.S. Harry, our kids would be gorgeous gingers!

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by | June 15, 2010 · 5:12 pm

When G-Chat Conversations are a Comment on Real Life

Todd: you my friend are not a fox weasel combo
Todd: you are more like a baby rabbit
me: hey! that’s kind of offensive
I can hold my own
Todd: baby rabbits are cute
me: yeah, but I chopped one up in my lawn mower last fall

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by | June 10, 2010 · 1:34 pm

As Always, Dreaming Big

There’s no such thing as a silly dream. There are, however, silly bbm conversations:

Ke​lly Carroll: If I had to sing karaoke, I would want to do Lady Gaga, Telephone. But only the Beyonce part. Like I would be featured in someone else’s karaoke
Au​drey Marie: I like this
Au​drey Marie: I would let you be the Beyonce to my Gaga but I’m not much for singing karaoke
Au​drey Marie: Maybe Biz is your Karaoke soul mate
Au​drey Marie: Or Dan Ankeles
Ke​lly Carroll: Hahahahahahahha
Au​drey Marie: He likes Karaoke, but specifically Neil Diamond. I don’t know how he feels about Gaga.
Ke​lly Carroll: Um, last time we chatted his favorite song was Kei$ha, Blah, blah, blah
Ke​lly Carroll: I think he’d be game
Au​drey Marie: Bahahaha
Au​drey Marie: I love it
Au​drey Marie: The dynamic may be better with him as Beyonce
Au​drey Marie: But I understand–you are always Beyonce
Au​drey Marie: We should float this idea to him. I like it.
Ke​lly Carroll: I am Beyonce always

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