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I Don’t Know Why Taiwan Keeps Animating Everything, But I’m Glad They Do

Pretty soon, people in Asia are going to think that all Westerners are animated cartoons. And I’m ok with that, as long as Taiwan keeps giving me the low down on how things really went down in America’s biggest news stories. Below, the entire reenactment of Steven Slater’s glorious JetBlue outburst.

There are no subtitles, but there are bleeps, so we can get the picture. The Taiwanese also make (maybe not) a big leap in assuming that Slater is gay, which I haven’t read in any reports. I guess in Asia, male flight attendant automatically means you have a same-sex lover waiting for you at home in his boxer shorts. Astute profiling Taiwan, very astute.

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So I Guess We Can Forget About That Fugees Reunion

Just because you make music with someone doesn’t mean they think you are qualified to be president.

That’s what former Fugee Pras revealed in a statement yesterday regarding other Fugee Wyclef’s run for the presidential seat in Haiti.

“I endorse Michel Martell[y] as the next president of Haiti,” the statement reads, “because he is the most competent candidate for the job.”

Settle down Pras. Wyclef has been preparing for this his whole life. He’s the “Perfect Gentleman” for the job and will be “Gone ’til November” campaigning on the platform that “Two Wrongs Don’t Make it Right.

Let’s just hope “If I Was President” isn’t in anyway foreshadowing Wyclef’s future: “If I was president, I’d get elected on Friday, assassinated on Saturday, and buried on Sunday.”

Word on the street is Sean Penn is anti-Wyclef too. Could Sean Penn become the next Fugee? Where is Lauyrn Hill when you need her?

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And Now There’s This

Seriously, Basil Marceaux will be our next president.

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