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A Quest to Get Skinny Jeans to Finally Look Good on Me: The Beginning

Kate Moss says nothing tastes as good as being thin feels. She can suck it.

As you can tell from the sidebar on the right, I have a lot of weddings coming up. All family. All big. So in anticipation of these shindigs, I’ve decided to join Weight Watchers to drop some of the poundage I’ve amassed this summer, basically so I can look better than all the brides (oh, sue me, it’s true).

There was a good amount of time during the spring when I lost like 20 lbs., mostly because I lost all interest in food. This is not called weight loss mom, it’s called starvation. Since I’ve started eating again, my choices have been pretty terrible, i.e. Chipotle burritos, potato chips, Coke, quesadillas, movie theater popcorn and ravioli. Needless to say, it wasn’t long before I got a J.Lo booty.

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Providence’s Chris Young Trying to Become the New Basil Marceaux

I really can’t be bothered with the politics going on in Boston, let alone all the way down in Providence, but for the past few days, one of the city’s mayoral candidates has been throwing around all kinds of crazy.

I’m sure this is not the first time Chris Young has shown the world his inner psychotic, but this week alone he has sang along with a tape recorder on television and proposed to his girlfriend/campaign manager during the closing remarks of the mayoral debate. This guy is on a roll.

From what I’ve read though, Young told reporters that he and Kara Russo (who’s also running for Lieutenant Governor and a seat in the U.S. House of Representatives) will only get married if he wins the election. You’ve got a good one there, Russo. Reports also speculate that Young has been calling Russo his fiancee for at least a month. I smell a publicity stunt.

I can’t wait to see how this plays out.

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Elin Nordegren Reaches “You Go Girl” Status

The former Mrs. Tiger Woods is showing American women what it means to stand up for themselves.

After years of watching Vanessa Bryant, Silda Spitzer, Dina McGreevy (no, your husband’s gay, he does not want to be married to you) and our own Secretary of State Hillary Clinton stand by their men while they cheated, lied and messed with the sanctity of marriage, I’m so freakin’ happy that there’s still women out there who will not stay in a broken relationship, no matter how much money, fame, political prestige or huge-ass diamond rings are in it for them.

Thank you Elin for taking your kids and getting the hell out of town. While it’s somewhat easier for you to walk away (at least financially) than it may be for some women, you’re setting an example that needs to be followed.

P.S. I think you should admit that you hit Tiger with a golf club (even if you didn’t do it). It can only put you on a higher pedestal at this point.

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